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50948 No.1300   [Reply]

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE CANADA?! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
(Now we just need to show this to Deculture when he's around)

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>Bardstown, KY
>Product of USA

HEY WAIT A SECOND

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>>1314

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>>1300
Oh wow

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>>1314
>>1315
I KNOW NOTHING. NOTHING I SAY. NOOTTTHIIIING. (okay, it was in small print that I didn't see.)

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>>1393
Just when I was starting to think those Canadians were up to something good for once.



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469447 No.1360   [Reply]

WE NEED MARTIANS, THOUSANDS OF THEM

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I DON'T EVEN THINK THIS IS FROM SWQ BUT WHATEVER

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They're the Metal Slug martians. And yes, if you look hard enough there IS porn with them.

>> No.1364  

>>1363
Oh, never knew those were from Metal Slug.

...Dunno why, but I have a feeling that Metal Slug Martians fits SWQ really well.



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213215 No.1054   [Reply]

Her voice preceding her, Katherine burst into the bedroom.

“iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII brought you a present!”

Victor sighed, and put down the paper. With a weary voice born of long experience, he asked

“How old is she?”

Pouting, Katherine moved to cover the blushing face edging around the edge of the door.

“She’s not that young...”

“Well, dear, she looks young enough to be one of our children.”

"She's legal! I swear! Aren't you dear?"

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>> No.1297  

When she came to herself again, she was tangled, knotted in sweaty sheets. She felt a pressure on her chest, and a warm tingle following the hand gliding over her thigh.

Katherine smiled where she lay, listening to Sylwia’s breathing as it slowly returned to a normal rhythm. She trailed a hand back and forth across the younger girl’s leg, moving in time to that breathing.

They lay there, basking for what felt like ages, until Sylwia realized just how... sticky she was. And hot. She started to squirm and struggle, until with Katherine’s help she untangled herself and emerged blinking into the light.

“pfff...” Katherine slapped a hand to her mouth, trying to hold back a guffaw. Sylwia’s fair hair, once straight and sleek, now resembled a dandelion in a windstorm, jutting wildly in all directions.

Sylwia beamed up at the older woman from under her tangled mop, then snuggled into one of Katherine’s ample assets... and promptly skidded off, sweat slick skin offering no friction. Sylwia careened off to one side, landing stretched across Katherine’s lap, and immediately started laughing. It was infectious, and the sight of the mussed girl laughing was enough to set Katherine off too.

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>> No.1298  

“You okay?” she asked.

“Mmhmm” the younger girl said, stretching as Katherine’s fingers skritched away at her scalp.

“Think you’d be up for a bath?”

“Oh yes!” Sylwia said, sitting up. “I’ll go fill it!”

And away she went, bare feet pattering on the floor. Katherine took a moment to untangle a foot and followed, finding Sylwia with one hand under the bathtub’s spout, and the other fiddling with the temperature. Satisfied, the girl bent over to stopper the drain, giving Katherine an excellent view of her undefended rear. And what kind of commander would she be, Katherine asked herself, if she let such a clear advantage pass her by? She stole closer and, in a move that would make any tactician proud, struck directly at her opponent’s most vulnerable point.

Sylwia let out a plaintive moan, which rose to a gasp as Katherine began to twitch her fingers.

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>>1298
Oh, ooooooh myyyyy~ Part Two, eh?

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Oh my~

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>>1305

>Panzer
>Writing TWQ

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. TELL ME ANOTHER.



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1458809 No.1024   [Reply]

I've upgraded Tofupiece Theatre from folder to whole server.

SO MUCH ROOM FOR ACTIVITES.

Current Items on the server -

Anime:
Black Lagoon 1080p
Durarara! 720p

TV Shows:
Eureka Season 5

Naughty contains porn stuffs.

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>> No.1078  

Also, still no SW on the server.
Gonna get up another anime tomorrow for TPT #4, gonna try to keep a weekly schedule from now on.

>> No.1124  

While there seems to be some debate about the Strike Witches Anime's quality, I think we can agree that the OST's were OK

http://www.mediafire.com/karlslandbestland

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On saturday I uploaded a new anime series called Ghost Stories.
The english dub is fucking hilarious, you should all watch it.

>> No.1196  

>>1195
DO YOU WANNA BE AN AIRFORCE RANGER
DO YOU WANNA LEAD A LIFE OF DANGER

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>>1195
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IgdujeLXqI
Oh god this show.



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1685954 No.964   [Reply]

Anyone else really excited for WoBS?

I know they'er going to fuck it up somehow, the same way they fucked up WoWP, but still, I just want the chance to captain mai-waifu-class.

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>>1011

>Can't hit subs
>By 1944, german subs all but decimated by concentrated campaign of Sub-Hunter groups consisting of destroyers, merchant marines and specifically tooled aircraft
>Can't hit subs

LAZY GOOD FOR NOTHING RUSSIANS WITH SHITTY EXCUSES!

>> No.1018  

>>1015

I can stand the lack of subs, but I'm worried there not going to allow the pilots of my Nippon aircraft carriers to not sell their lives dearly by undertaking Kamikaze strikes.

>> No.1021  

Welp, as soon as it comes out I'm making the THIRD equivalent of a naval clan.
Probably Ender's Armada or some thing.

>> No.1172  

>>1021
Nah, sounds too crazy.

I would go with something like "Leviathan Corps." or something.

>> No.1174  

>>1021
The Lost Fleet [LOST]
Royal Manticoran Navy [RMN]
United Nations Exploratory Force [UNEF]
New United Nations Spacy [NUNS]
Mars Zeon [OLDS]



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28622 No.1004   [Reply]

For any [THIRD] members, quick poll:

How often do you platoon or company with other [THIRD] members?

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>> No.1014  

>>1007
Yes. Tofu did it to annoy me when he left on a trip, and he hasn't changed it back.

>> No.1022  

>>1004
Platoon: not a whole lot, but I do so.
Company: Only once, and that was bad.

>> No.1023  

I need to start remembering who is who; I keep platooning and being disappointed when I'm with people with 800eff or below.

>> No.1039  

>>1012
I do arty, I have a M41 and an LeFH, so hit me up when you want to do tier 3-4 or 5 arty. The LeFH will play nice with the tier 3s just fine, its using the Wespes gun.

As for platoons, I platoon and company exclusively with THIRD really. Our Company battles are actually pretty fun when we can do it right, but it is a major pain in the ass to organize a viable non-meta team.

Sometimes though, our fuckaround teams win, I'm sure Zipang has evidence of that recorded.

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I platoon when I can. >fun

Companies come how and then.
>>1012
Been thinking about getting some arty.



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27696 No.1046   [Reply]

DAN BLACKMORE IS A HUGE FAGGOT
SuWQ IS SHIT AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD FOR WRITING IT

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MFW

>> No.1048  

wat

>> No.1066  

Fuck you, SuWQ is the pinnacle of quest writing.

>> No.1079  

>>1066

>the pinnacle of quest writing

But this thread isn't about CommanderQuest

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Panzer go back to bed.



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80839 No.952   [Reply]

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU ASK /k/ FOR HELP!

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>>1000
Heh. That would be hilarious. I got fairly lucky myself, other than the bayonet being stowed, it's had no other problems but for the one time I accidentally let the trigger pin slip out and then stuck the trigger assembly back in and slid in the bolt. That was 30 minutes of looking up solutions and 10 minutes of pliers and yanking on the bolt.

Seriously though, no cosmoline on the gun at all that I could find during cleaning, the bayonet is actually resized slightly for easier attachment, which is something that's only usually done for collectors from what I've heard, and the parts are all matched. Bore is decent too. Not pristine, but not worn out. NOW IF I COULD JUST GET TO A RANGE AND SHOOT WITH IT.
Ah well. August 24th. Take test, recieve unrestricted driving license. Grumble about how I should've taken care of that whole mess a couple years ago.

>> No.1016  

>>1000

That feel when a fag named pranefag gets 1000get

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>>1016 >>1000
Hahah oh wow. 1000th post on Tofusaur goes to planefag. Nice.

>> No.1019  

>>1017

Is... Is that the black guy from Top Secret?

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>>1019
I have no clue. It's supposedly a picture of Lybian rebels and their technical.

Most of the people who've seen this picture are trying to figure out if the guy in the back is, indeed, a pirate or not, or just has great taste in odd hats.



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38452 No.970   [Reply]

I feel like writing WITCHY FAPFIC.

Pitch me ideas until one sticks!

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>> No.982  

>>979

Don't pretend you don't want to see Erica crush Shirley's massive balls. And the ones she has up top, too.

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>>970
THERE IS ONLY ONE FAPFIC FOR ME

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>>979

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>>983
And people get mad when I say I fap to witches.
Look at that!
How the fuck can you not?

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>>987

>2012
>Not fapping to witches

I'm shiggin'. I'm diggin'.



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